"Alright....every shot is equivalent to half a letter grade."
"What's so funny?"
"You're like the tallest person here and you picked the smallest chair to sit on."
"But it has Hello Kitty on it."
"She'll go walk away and run into a wall."
"Correction. She'll run THROUGH a wall 'cause they're in Japan."
"So you think if I win Tour de France 4 times and I have two testicles I could one up Lance Armstrong?"
"Ice T's my boy!"
"It's time, man."