me: we should hire a penguin.
co-worker: huh?
me: so all continents would be represented in our firm. only penguins live in antartica.
principal: we should hire a midget and make him wear a tuxedo all the time. would that make you happy?
me: yes.
my apologies to penguins and little people. i was halfway through my pint and do not know what i'm saying.