R: On a trip to France in high school, I got nicknamed "La Poubelle."
S: Everything sounds better in French. Just don't tell people what it really means.*
P: (reading the brunch menu) Eggs Cheese Pake
J: Egg Cheesecake?!
F: It's Chesapeake.
J: (to P) I know you're from up north, but where exactly?
J: I am more motivated by good food rather than money.
J: Going to Dunkin Donuts was the best decision of the night.
G: If my kid wants to be a basket weaver, I'd support him, but he better be the best [motherf'n] basket weaver out there.
J: I got a letter from the state bar asking me to explain my propensity to disregard VA traffic laws...First of all, it was a bad year.
J: But I'm passive-aggressive. I'd be, "What do YOU think is missing from this cake cutting?"
G: That takes too many calories to say. I'd be like, "Fork. NOW."
F: Of all the superheroes, I don't like Spider-man. He's so whiny.
J: Well, he is a teenager.
J: How is Kristen Stewart more beautiful than Charlize Theron?
S: How is Kristen Stewart an actress?
*Curious? La Poubelle means garbage can.