and the winner of "the most inappropriate metaphor for mixed building construction" is...
"we have horses. we have ho's. let's make a building!"
that is by far the most amusing comment ever made since i started working almost a year ago. but here are some worthy runners up:
"you remind me of the lady in the 'what happens in vegas stays in vegas' commercials."
[me reading the sign-out sheet] "what's 'man stuff'?"
"there are no long questions. only long answers." [then i got a glare from my project manager]
"Alex - 20% sick"